What is Going On with "Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples?" PUPPY!

Distractions are real. And here’s our new puppy!

His name is Tod. In this picture he is 8 weeks old and 1.5lbs. He is tiny. He helped me blow my first self-imposed milestone of the year — to have this web site live by January 28. Actually, we hadn’t even picked him up yet by then but just the THOUGHT of a NEW PUPPY was enough to, I don’t even know, stop writing? Why? Because it’s what I do. Now, to spare you the self-flagellation, I’m going to give you the news on what is happening with my book, the book splashed all over this web site, the book that finally made me make a web site, the book, the book, my first book: Mostly, I just Miss My Nipples.

THE SCOOP ON THE BOOK: It’s not done. It’s ALMOST done. Final edit. And then you will be able to get your hands on it one way or the other by May. Of this year! In the meantime, you can preview a couple of chapters (more will come soonish) on this web site and fall in love with my style and brain so much that you won’t be able to wait until my book is live.

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PS No puppies or Italian leather handbags were harmed in the making of this photo.