Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples is currently sold out!
May 26, 2023. I’ve just sold my last paperback copy of Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples, which I truly didn’t think would ever happen. It is a bittersweet experience, but I am happy to have the shelf space! Thank you, everyone, who supported the mini printing of my book. Stay tuned as I will either re-issue the current version or an updated edition or perhaps even an e-version of the book for downloading to your tiny super computer. Please feel free to email me if you need a book right away (hopefully not a cancer emergency)! marnie@allthingsmarnie.com
March 15, 2023. It’s the Ides and Also The Three-Year Anniversary of The Pandemic. I’ve changed up the site a little so that it’s easier to buy the one of last few remaining copies of Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples (at least, this edition — not sure really what that means but I do intend on making a digital version and an audio version with that recording equipment that I bought almost exactly three years ago and then). CLICK HERE. You can also click the link below the picture on this page. I will send you chocolate. And the proceeds go to either the Breast Cancer Research Fund or Stand Up To Cancer. I alternate. In the meant time, if you GoodReads, write up a review on the books’ little page. Here’s the link. As per usual for the past several years, I forgot to celebrate (ugh) my Cancerversary! OOPS! It was March 8. Which means I am SEVENTEEN years cancer free. That is something. I would bust open a bottle of champagne (sure, a week late) BUT I’m celebrating my cancerversary AND Pandemicversary with a super fun case of COVID! I suggest thinking twice about karaoke in a small room with 13 of your best friends right now. Just saying. It’s okay. I’m fine. I take my vitamins, I work out, eat good food, and manage my stress. Speaking of which, I am currently pursuing my MFA in Creative Writing at Bennington College and, as we really don’t change, I’m woefully behind in my writing. Signing off for now! Hope you have an amazing day!
October 25, 2021! What a freakin’ year! I’m reissuing the book on Blurb and working on both the digital and audio copy of the book. In the meantime, you can buy from my personal stash of books via this link. Books arrive signed (or not) and always with special treats. THANK YOU! (You can read chapters from the book here on the web site, if you’d like, before you buy.) AND Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples is now on GoodReads — if you’ve read the book and want to review it, I’d be most delighted!
November 30, 2020: Limited Edition Signed Softcover copies of Mostly, I Just Miss My Nipples are now available for purchase on this very web site! $24, shipping included. Head over to the store.
As always, at least 10% of each purchase will be donated to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation and Stand Up To Cancer. Downloadable eBook and Audiobook versions coming soon! Oh, and there’s a mug. More merch? Maybe. P.S. If you really want a hard cover, I can get one for you.
Yes, your copy will glow pink from the spine.
Buy a SIGNED Soft Cover Copy
Soft-covers of the book are currently sold out! A new edition will be available shortly. Email me if you have any questions.
It looks good on the bookshelf, doesn’t it
Full-Color Hard Covers are currently out of print.
Because a mug of something warm fixes everything.
A Mug, for the Nipple Free
If you miss them and want the world to know, this mug is for you. The back says, “Support Breast Cancer Research” and “@allthingmarnie.” All proceeds (10%) go to support the Breast Cancer Research Foundation and/or Stand Up to Cancer. $15.95